Relax Nothing Is Under Control Crewneck Sweatshirt
Relax Nothing Is Under Control Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Somewhere between “everything is fine” and complete emotional raccoon energy… this sweatshirt was born.
Featuring a relaxed raccoon living its best chaotic life, this crewneck is perfect for readers, overthinkers, caffeine addicts, and anyone surviving purely on vibes and sarcasm.
Soft, cozy, and just the right amount of unhinged, this sweatshirt is made for:
Late-night reading sessions
Avoiding responsibilities
Emotional support iced coffee runs
Pretending you totally have your life together
Because honestly? Nothing is under control.
Details
Unisex fit for a comfy oversized feel
Soft fleece interior
Professionally made in-house
Cozy neutral color that pairs with literally everything
Perfect gift for anxious besties, book lovers, introverts, and chaos gremlins
Fit & Sizing
True to size unisex fit
Size up for an oversized/cozy look
Please review size chart before ordering
Care Instructions
Wash inside out in cold water
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on design
Processing
All items are made to order by Wayward Gifts.
Shirt Info
Shirt Info
Shirt details
- Unisex relaxed fit — flattering for all body types
- 50/50 cotton-polyester heather blend — soft, lightweight, and breathable
- Runs true to size
- Printed via dye sublimation — the ink becomes part of the fabric, not a layer on top
- Heather colors have a naturally soft, vintage look — the fabric texture shows through the design, which is intentional
Colors may appear slightly softer than on-screen mockups. Darker heathers will mute the design more than lighter ones — that worn-in look is part of the charm. Unisex fit — women often prefer to size down one for a more fitted look.
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on the print
Printed to order
This shirt is printed to order — made specifically for you when you place your order. Please allow 7 business days for production, plus shipping time.
Because each shirt is made just for you, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing. However, if your order arrives damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right — just reach out within 7 days of delivery.
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