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Festive as F*ck Crewneck

Festive as F*ck Crewneck

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Embrace your inner holiday rebel with this playful crewneck sweatshirt that says what everyone's thinking. Crafted from a comfortable poly-cotton blend, it's soft enough for all-day wear and durable enough to survive countless holiday parties. Perfect for anyone who celebrates the season with a wink and a grin—whether you're trimming the tree, hitting the ugly sweater contest, or just keeping it real with your festive spirit. Cozy comfort meets cheeky charm.

Design is burned into the material. No peeling or cracking.

Shirt Info

Shirt details

  • Unisex relaxed fit — flattering for all body types
  • 50/50 cotton-polyester heather blend — soft, lightweight, and breathable
  • Runs true to size
  • Printed via dye sublimation — the ink becomes part of the fabric, not a layer on top
  • Heather colors have a naturally soft, vintage look — the fabric texture shows through the design, which is intentional

Colors may appear slightly softer than on-screen mockups. Darker heathers will mute the design more than lighter ones — that worn-in look is part of the charm. Unisex fit — women often prefer to size down one for a more fitted look.

Care instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron directly on the print

Printed to order
This shirt is printed to order — made specifically for you when you place your order. Please allow 7 business days for production, plus shipping time.
Because each shirt is made just for you, we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing. However, if your order arrives damaged or misprinted, we'll make it right — just reach out within 7 days of delivery.

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