Anatomy of a Pew Pew
Anatomy of a Pew Pew
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Anatomy of a Pew Pewer
Because science is cooler with sound effects.
This 20 oz laser-engraved tumbler breaks down the sacred mechanics of freedom—one pew at a time. Featuring a wraparound design with hilariously labeled diagrams (“Thingy,” “Freedom Seed,” “Magic Light”) for rifles, pistols, and ammunition, this cup is basically a tactical briefing with a side of sass.
Finished in black and gold, double-walled to keep your drink locked and loaded (temperature-wise), and handmade in-house for folks who like their humor as strong as their Second Amendment.
Details:
20 oz stainless steel tumbler
Full-wrap gold laser engraving
Labeled gun and ammo schematics with tongue-in-cheek names
Double-walled insulation to keep hot hot and cold cold
Built in-house for fellow ‘Merica enthusiasts
Laser Tumbler Details
Laser Tumbler Details
About laser etching
This tumbler is laser etched — a high-powered laser permanently engraves the design directly into the surface of the tumbler. There's no ink, no vinyl, and nothing that can peel, fade, or wash off.
The etching removes the outer coating to reveal the stainless steel beneath, creating a permanent contrast that only gets better with age.
Laser etching works best on darker coated tumblers where the steel contrast shows clearly. The design will appear as a lighter, metallic mark against the tumbler's color.
Care instructions
- Hand wash recommended to preserve the coating
- Top-rack dishwasher safe, but hand washing extends the life of the finish
- Do not microwave
- Do not use abrasive scrubbers on the etched area
The etched design itself is permanent — it cannot be washed off. Normal washing will not affect the engraving.
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