Anatomy of a Pew Pew

Anatomy of a Pew Pewer

Because science is cooler with sound effects.

This 20 oz laser-engraved tumbler breaks down the sacred mechanics of freedom—one pew at a time. Featuring a wraparound design with hilariously labeled diagrams (“Thingy,” “Freedom Seed,” “Magic Light”) for rifles, pistols, and ammunition, this cup is basically a tactical briefing with a side of sass.

Finished in black and gold, double-walled to keep your drink locked and loaded (temperature-wise), and handmade in-house for folks who like their humor as strong as their Second Amendment.

Details:

20 oz stainless steel tumbler

Full-wrap gold laser engraving

Labeled gun and ammo schematics with tongue-in-cheek names

Double-walled insulation to keep hot hot and cold cold

Built in-house for fellow ‘Merica enthusiasts